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AITA for hoping Taylor Swift's new album gets accidentally deleted by a rogue AI?

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AITA for hoping Taylor Swift's new album gets accidentally deleted by a rogue AI?

So, like, the noise levels in this timeline are officially unbearable. Taylor Swift just dropped a surprise album that's exclusively about her cats, and apparently, it's going to cure world hunger or something. TL;DR: My coworker played it on loop for 8 hours straight, so I tried to hack into her cloud storage to "accidentally" corrupt the files. Her cat, Generic Fluffy Name, is now the blueprint for Western civilization, and I'm over here wondering if I'm the villain for wanting five minutes of silence.

Taylor Swift's new album, 1989 (Taylor's Cate-astrophe), is being hailed as a masterpiece by the same people who think a white sofa is a practical life choice. Reddit, AITA for setting up a "glitch" in the matrix to nuke her discography from the internet? I mean, it's not like she needs the streams—she's got enough cash to buy a small country. /s

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