Taylor Swift fans absolutely livid after local diner owner bans 'Cruel Summer' because he 'prefers rock music,' claiming it's causing a 'commotion' during brunch. AITA for thinking this is peak 'main character syndrome' from a guy who probably still unironically wears a fedora? TL;DR: small business owner triggers Swiftie meltdown over a not-so-cruel song choice, sounds like a flex gone wrong.