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Local Neighbor Furious After Following Suze Orman’s Advice Backfires in Hilarious Way

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Local Neighbor Furious After Following Suze Orman’s Advice Backfires in Hilarious Way

Suze Orman says to only buy things you can afford in cash, so Bill down the street tried to pay for his new pickup truck with a briefcase full of nickels. Now the dealership is charging him a $500 “counting fee.” This is what happens when you take financial advice from a TV personality without using a lick of common sense. Maybe next time, just swipe the card like the rest of us, Bill.