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Suze Orman Finally Admits She's Been Dead Inside Since the 2008 Recession, Blames 'Vibecession'

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Suze Orman Finally Admits She's Been Dead Inside Since the 2008 Recession, Blames 'Vibecession'

So apparently the queen of "Can I afford this?" is throwing in the towel on her own financial advice, just in time for the rest of us to realize we're all broke anyway. AITA for thinking she just wants to sell more of her merch before total societal collapse?

TL;DR: World-renowned money guru admits even her own 'FICO score' can't fix the fact that everyone under 40 is getting absolutely violated by the housing market, and she's suddenly leaning into 'hustle culture' like a TikTok crypto bro. Gonna be a hard pass from me.