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Suze Orman Tells Millennials to Stop Buying Avocado Toast if They Want to Afford Housing, AITA for Laughing at Their Tears?

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Suze Orman Tells Millennials to Stop Buying Avocado Toast if They Want to Afford Housing, AITA for Laughing at Their Tears?

TL;DR: Boomer financial guru Suze Orman is back at it again, telling broke 20-somethings that their $12 brunch habit is why they can’t buy a shoebox in this economy. She says skip the smashed avocados and you too can afford that 8% interest rate mortgage on a cardboard box. Bro, just stop eating and you’ll be a homeowner by 2087. Honestly, why have joy when you can have debt? AITA for thinking she’s out of touch and living in a clown world?