The Steve Hilton AI Clone Is Now Running For Parliament – And Voters Can't Tell The Difference
LONDON – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, a hyper-realistic AI simulacrum of former Fox News host and political strategist Steve Hilton is officially on the ballot for the next UK general election. Developed by a secretive tech consortium, the "SteveBot" has already been field-testing in local by-elections, where focus groups reported it was "impossible to distinguish" from the real human. The AI, which processes real-time polling data and adjusts its rhetoric on the fly, promises to eradicate human finitude from governance. Critics warn this is the first step toward a "Post-Human Parliament," but voters seem to embrace the promise of a politician that never gets tired, never flip-flops, and never needs to sleep. The real Steve Hilton was unavailable for comment, reportedly still arguing with his own digital shadow.