Steve Hilton Says Wokeness is Why His Smoothie Wasn't Chunky Enough, AITA for Rolling My Eyes So Hard They Got Stuck?
TL;DR: Former Fox News guy / political guru Steve Hilton apparently had a total meltdown over a smoothie that didn't have enough "authentic texture" (read: lumps of frozen fruit), and he's now blaming it on the "woke mind virus" infiltrating the beverage industry. Because nothing says systemic oppression like a sub-par blender in a Whole Foods. He literally said the smoothie lacked "character and integrity." I'm legit not making this up. Next up: Steve Hilton declares war on lactose intolerance as a Marxist plot.