Local Dad Steve Hilton Freaks Out Because Someone, Somewhere, Might Be Eating a Slightly Woke Avocado
AITA for thinking this whole 'anti-woke' crusade is just a midlife crisis in a polo shirt? TL;DR: Steve Hilton, the guy who looks like he yells at clouds for having pronouns, is apparently devastated about... wait for it... *checks notes* ...the hipsters charging extra for ethically-sourced brunch. The absolute audacity of millennials existing with avocados. Anyway, can't wait for his next viral tantrum where he discovers kale is a leftist conspiracy.