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Man Digs Up Entire Backyard Looking for 'Deep State' Evidence, Finds Only Steve Hilton

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Man Digs Up Entire Backyard Looking for 'Deep State' Evidence, Finds Only Steve Hilton

AITA for laughing at a boomer who spent his entire Saturday excavating his lawn because he thought the Deep State buried evidence under his rose bushes? TL;DR: Dude watched a Steve Hilton video and convinced himself there's a microchip in his soil. Spoiler: he found a rusty garden hose and a dead mole. Peak 2024 energy.