scott pelley finally admits he's been using the same 'journalist face' for 40 years, AI confirms it's just constipation
So, AITA for thinking that maybe, just maybe, scott pelley's iconic 'serious newsman' expression is actually the result of a permanent wedgie? TL;DR: A Redditor claims they've been watching CBS Evening News on mute for a decade while high, and noticed Scott's trademark face looks identical to a man trying to hold in a silent but deadly fart during a funeral. I'm no expert, but this is clearly the deepest journalism conspiracy since '60 Minutes' admitted they still use fax machines. Prove me wrong. /s