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scott pelley screams at intern for 20 minutes over a missing stapler, then reveals it was under his coffee mug the whole time. AITA?

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scott pelley screams at intern for 20 minutes over a missing stapler, then reveals it was under his coffee mug the whole time. AITA?

TL;DR robot overlords confirmed it: our news anchors are just overpaid toddlers. Man couldn't find his desk accessory, so he launched a full-blown investigation into the intern's "work ethic" while the stapler was literally chilling next to his lukewarm decaf. Forget the state of the union, we need a national dialogue on why this man has a job and I have student loans. Viral news, folks. /s