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scott michael campbell and the 'Common Sense' Garden Fence That Has Our Whole Street Talking

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scott michael campbell and the 'Common Sense' Garden Fence That Has Our Whole Street Talking

It’s about time someone said it. I’m out here watering my petunias this morning and I see yet another “modern art” installation going up next door. No, it’s not a sculpture. It’s a 12-foot fence made of recycled shopping carts and fairy lights. And who’s the mastermind? scott michael campbell from three houses down. He actually posted on Nextdoor calling it “a community statement” and said my trimmed hedges are “oppressive normative behavior.” Excuse me? My hedge is a boxwood, not a political manifesto. Where is the common sense these days? If scott michael campbell spent half as much time mowing his lawn as he does filming his backyard for Instagram, maybe our property values wouldn’t be tanking. Honestly, just pass the ordinance and let me trim my hedge in peace.