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scott michael campbell declares his bathroom is a 'sovereign space,' demands passports from guests mid-poop

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scott michael campbell declares his bathroom is a 'sovereign space,' demands passports from guests mid-poop

AITA for telling my roommate (27M) that his new "sovereign citizen" phase has officially jumped the shark? TL;DR: Dude legit bought a flag for his toilet and now requires visitors to present ID before using the loo. Apparently, flushing without a visa is a "declaration of war." What a time to be alive.