sabrina carpenter fans UNITE—and also fight—after she casually reveals her go-to coffee order is just 'black, no sugar' and the internet loses its collective sh*t over whether that makes her a 'pick me' or a 'queen.'
AITA for thinking this is the most pointless drama since we argued about pineapple on pizza? TL;DR: Sabrina Carpenter posts a 2-second clip of her ordering coffee that probably took less effort than my morning dump, and now we’re debating her entire personality based on caffeine choices. I guess we’ve officially run out of things to be outraged about. Cool. Cool cool cool.