RHODE ISLAND AIRPORT DATA SHOWS PLANES VANISHING FROM RADAR FOR EXACTLY 3.14 SECONDS EACH TIME
Providence, RI – A technical analyst reviewing FAA flight logs at T.F. Green Airport in Rhode has uncovered a bizarre pattern: 47 aircraft have temporarily disappeared from radar for precisely 3.14 seconds—the mathematical constant pi—over the past month. Each glitch occurs at random altitudes but always at the exact same flight path coordinate. The agency is calling it a "statistical anomaly," but local pilots are calling it the 'Rhode Riddle.' One air traffic controller, speaking on condition of anonymity, said, "It's like there's a 3.14-second wormhole in the sky. The matrix is glitching, and I'm not sure we want to reboot."