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rhode just dropped a tinted lip balm so aggressively average it broke Sephora’s servers, AITA for thinking it’s just expensive Vaseline with influencer slobber? TL;DR: Gen Z cried for weeks, paid $30 for something that tastes like cardboard and sadness, and now the resale market is a circus. Bruh, the hype cycle is a hell of a drug.
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rhode just dropped a tinted lip balm so aggressively average it broke Sephora’s servers, AITA for thinking it’s just expensive Vaseline with influencer slobber? TL;DR: Gen Z cried for weeks, paid $30 for something that tastes like cardboard and sadness, and now the resale market is a circus. Bruh, the hype cycle is a hell of a drug.