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RED LOBSTER TIMES SQUARE CLOSURE sparks mass panic as lobster lovers flood the streets of Manhattan after the iconic restaurant abruptly shutters its doors in the heart of Times Square, leaving fans stunned with no warning. The sudden exit of the seafood chain from the neon-lit tourist hub has set social media ablaze, with hashtags like TimesSquareGhost and NoMoreBiscuits trending as crowds mourn the loss of endless shrimp and warm Cheddar Bay biscuits amidst the chaos. Witnesses report chaotic scenes of customers waving unpaid bills and confused tourists snapping photos of dark windows, fueling wild theories of a rent crisis or a secret menu rebrand in the works.

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RED LOBSTER TIMES SQUARE CLOSURE sparks mass panic as lobster lovers flood the streets of Manhattan after the iconic restaurant abruptly shutters its doors in the heart of Times Square, leaving fans stunned with no warning. The sudden exit of the seafood chain from the neon-lit tourist hub has set social media ablaze, with hashtags like #TimesSquareGhost and #NoMoreBiscuits trending as crowds mourn the loss of endless shrimp and warm Cheddar Bay biscuits amidst the chaos. Witnesses report chaotic scenes of customers waving unpaid bills and confused tourists snapping photos of dark windows, fueling wild theories of a rent crisis or a secret menu rebrand in the works.