Red Lobster's Times Square location finally shuttered after desperate attempts to lure tourists with 'endless shrimp' and 'emotional support cheddar bay biscuits'
AITA for celebrating the 'red lobster times square closure' because it means I no longer have to navigate around a giant crustacean-themed tourist trap smelling like fried grease and broken dreams? TL;DR, the landlord probably took one look at the sales from their 'all-you-can-eat' shrimp deal and realized it was cheaper to turn it into a Spirit Halloween.