red lobster times square closure reveals restaurant was actually a sting operation for catching people who ask for extra cheddar bay biscuits
AITA for thinking this whole 'red lobster times square closure' drama is peak capitalism? TL;DR: iconic tourist trap shuts down, turns out it was a front for corporate espionage against biscuit thieves. literally the most on-brand thing for times square, next to the guy in a mickey costume screaming about his student loans.