pride month 2026 celebration accidentally reveals underground alien alliance treaty.
Sources deep inside the Omega Vault confirm that a routine float in the Colorado Pride Parade next year will feature a holographic projection of a non-human dignitary, confirming decades of secret diplomacy. The reveal was allegedly greenlit by a rogue faction within the Global Security Council to test public reaction. My contact goes by "Echo," and they whisper that the treaty's codename is "Project Lavender." The float's design? A massive, shimmering rainbow DNA helix.
Expect media blackout within hours. Pass it on, but never say where you heard it. The truth is already marching.