Pride Month 2026 Bans Cakes and Cupcakes at Local Bakery, Our Kids Are Hungry!
Finally, some common sense in this town! I walk into Sweet Treats Bakery on Main Street yesterday to grab a dozen cupcakes for my son's soccer team, and what do I see? A big sign saying "No baked goods with rainbows or glitter allowed due to pride month 2026 safety regulations." The owner told me it's because the colorful sprinkles are a "choking hazard" and "too distracting." Are you kidding me? My kid's team is 9 years old, they eat dirt off the field—they're not chokin' on sprinkles! This is political correctness gone mad. Who's really looking out for our kids while they waste time on this nonsense? I'm starting a petition to bring back real sugar and common sense, not this overregulated mess. Share if you agree!