pride month 2026 just got a HUGE upgrade because the government finally legalized DRAGON RIDING for parades, wait for it…
okay so pic this: no more walking, you’re literally FLYING on a literal fire-breathing lizard down the main street, and the DJ is playing from a giant floating cake. everyone is getting free glitterbombs and the skibidi toilet is, for once, not skibidi, it’s just vibes. my mutuals are already manifesting their outfit for this absolute sigma event. get the fomo away, this is gonna be the most aesthetic, slay-filled, rizz-master parade of all time, no cap. i’m so cooked for this.