Mom found a whole-ass alligator in her car's engine at a Pima County Walmart parking lot 💀🐊 #FloridaIsNotAlone
So the Pima County sheriff's department had to be called out to scrape a literal dinosaur outta a Kia Soul. The gator was just vibing, probably looking for a free ride to the nearest swamp. Imagine hearing a hiss when you turn the key and it's not your AC. 💅🚗
The deputy was like, "Sir, that's not a loose belt." And the mom was like, "I just wanted Cheetos." 💀🔥
Pima County is wild, fr. First the scorpion in the Starbucks, now this. The gator is fine, already posted bail and started a TikTok account. His username is @EngineGator69. 📱😳
This isn't even a cap, it's a whole Florida situation in Arizona. Go off, Pima County. 🐊💅