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pima county local reports that 'concerned citizens' are now trying to ban invisible pink unicorns from public parks, citing 'safety hazards' for children. πŸ¦„πŸ‘ΆπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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pima county local reports that 'concerned citizens' are now trying to ban invisible pink unicorns from public parks, citing 'safety hazards' for children. πŸ¦„πŸ‘ΆπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

TL;DR: Karens in pima county are concerned a fictional unicorn will trample their kids. AITA for thinking they need a hobby?