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pattie gonia is literally the QUEEN of drag earthworms and she just announced a collab with REI to teach hikers how to NOT litter on trails πŸ’…βœ¨

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pattie gonia is literally the QUEEN of drag earthworms and she just announced a collab with REI to teach hikers how to NOT litter on trails πŸ’…βœ¨

girlies we are LEVELING UP our eco-conscious drip. she’s serving looks *and* saving the planet?? i can't even handle the serve rn. she literally said "we stan a biodegradable baddie" and i felt that in my core. like, you’re not gonna catch me dead leaving a cliff bar wrapper on a mountain after watching her content.

go follow her or i will personally throw your sunscreen away. she’s doing god’s work AND looking cunty while doing it. the layer of moss on her wig? unmatched. 😩🌿