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Local Dad Explains Why His Viral "not suitable for work" Flag Is Just Common Sense at the Bus Stop

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Local Dad Explains Why His Viral "not suitable for work" Flag Is Just Common Sense at the Bus Stop

I swear, common sense is dead. My neighbor hung a giant flag in his front yard that says "This area is NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK" with a picture of a lawn chair and a cooler. The HOA is losing their minds, but honestly? He's right. Every day I see people in their suits, trying to answer emails on their phones while standing in goose droppings. It's a bus stop, not a boardroom. If you're too distracted by your "hustle culture" to watch for traffic, you're the one who's not suitable for the road. Let the man grill in peace.