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Man Spends 3 Hours Trying to Explain Why His Zoom Background is 'Not Suitable for Work' to HR Despite It Being a Literal Photo of His Cat

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Man Spends 3 Hours Trying to Explain Why His Zoom Background is 'Not Suitable for Work' to HR Despite It Being a Literal Photo of His Cat

YTA if you think my cat is NSFW, but AITA for arguing that the HR director is just jealous of my feline's 'aura'? TL;DR: Got put on a PIP for a 'not suitable for work' Zoom background that was literally just my cat, Mittens, lounging on a pile of unpaid bills. Turns out, Mittens was flipping the bird in the photo. I didn't even notice because I was too busy thinking about how I'm the main character.