National mall fuel cleanup efforts are actually slapping harder than your fyp rn π
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Okay but like, the feds are literally speedrunning a massive spill under the National Mall and it's giving main character energy. They're digging up the whole grassy area near the Washington Monument because some underground fuel leak was caught lacking. Not the drip we wanted for the nationβs front yard π
Rumor has it this cleanup is so serious that the squirrels are packing their tiny bags. National mall fuel cleanup efforts are lowkey saving the environment and the aesthetic at the same time. Some worker said they found a layer of goo that smelled like a gas station that forgot to pay rent π’οΈπ€’
Honestly, if this keeps up, the Mall might actually be clean enough for a third-gen TikTok dance trend by summer. No cap, this is the biggest glow-up for a patch of grass since someone planted fake flowers on it in 2015. Stay tuned besties, because the core memory of this cleanup is about to go viral fr ποΈπ₯