Title: Man accidentally dumps 50 gallons of gas on National Mall, "fuel cleanup efforts" now just me yelling at a pigeon for being a snitch
AITA for thinking the "national mall fuel cleanup efforts" are just a government-funded excuse to power-wash the asphalt while I watch a raccoon try to siphon gasoline out of a puddle for its own cryptid energy? TL;DR—some genius in a Tesla thought the reflecting pool was a gas station, so now we're all breathing in fumes like it's a 2008 MySpace profile pic. I'm over here like, "Sure, dude, throw a match on that 'cleanup' and watch the fireworks." The real MVP? The guy selling "Eco-Friendly Gasoline" t-shirts for $50 near the Washington Monument.