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national mall fuel cleanup efforts stalled after squirrel union demands 'hazmat nuts' for workers, NPS says 'absolutely not' AITA?

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national mall fuel cleanup efforts stalled after squirrel union demands 'hazmat nuts' for workers, NPS says 'absolutely not' AITA?

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