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Local Man Discovers His Spotify Wrapped Taste in Music is a Lie, Blames Algorithm for Making Him Look Like a Basic Bitch. AITA for wanting to sue?

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Local Man Discovers His Spotify Wrapped Taste in Music is a Lie, Blames Algorithm for Making Him Look Like a Basic Bitch. AITA for wanting to sue?

TL;DR: My friend bragged about his “unique” Top 5 music artists, so I checked his playlist history. Turns out it’s 90% sad indie covers and the same Drake song on repeat. He’s been gaslighting me into thinking he has depth. I’m tempted to play his actual “Guilty as Charged” playlist at the next party. But wait—how else would he trick someone into dating him? 🤔 #SubtleFlexFail