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mika abdalla just lowkey speedran the entire met gala red carpet and left no crumbs fr fr

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mika abdalla just lowkey speedran the entire met gala red carpet and left no crumbs fr fr

OKAY BESTIES, MIKA ABDALLA JUST PULLED UP TO THE MET GALA LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE ASS MAIN CHARACTER AND I'M NOT OKAY. SHE SAID 'I'M HIM' AND LEFT THE CARPET ABSOLUTELY COOKED. THE FIT? GIVING BOSSY BOSS. THE VIBE? GIVING AURA MAXED. EVERY OTHER CELEB IS GETTING DRAGGED RN, MIKA SAID 'GET IN THE BAG, BOZO.' SHE'S LITERALLY THE PLOT ARMOR OF THIS ENTIRE EVENT. I'M REWINDING THIS EVERY SECOND. NO CAP.