markwayne mullin cbp airport plan suggests giving TSA agents tasers for eye contact, AITA for laughing?
Oh great, another politician who thinks the solution to airport security is just tasering everyone who looks at them funny. Senator Mullin's bright idea is to hand CBP agents at airports the power to tackle impatient fliers, because apparently pat-downs and full-body scanners weren't enough performance art for one trip. TL;DR: Just watch your step, folks, or you'll get a free vibe check from the feds.