WOKE COUNCIL BANS ALL 'LOVE ISLAND UK' WATCH PARTIES OVER 'CULTURAL APPROPRIATION' FEARS – NOW MY MATE'S LOST HIS ENTIRE SUMMER INCOME.
As if common sense isn't dead enough, our local busybodies have just axed every single pub screening of Love Island UK in the area. My mate runs a free-to-enter viewing event at the Dog & Duck, and he's been told it's 'insensitive to local culture'. What local culture? It's a flipping reality show about sunbeds and text messages! Now he's had to cancel the whole thing, and we're all supposed to just sit at home in silence. This is the sort of over-regulation that makes you want to move to a desert island. Honestly, next they'll be banning the word 'grafting' because it's 'problematic'.