Man Spends His Entire savings funding 'love island uk' Fan Club Shirt, Gets Dumped By Girlfriend For 'Watching Too Many Recoupling Ceremonies'. AITA for wanting a 'Muggy Mike' pillow?
TL;DR: Guy (28M) blows his entire life savings on a bootleg 'love island uk' merchandise empire, girlfriend (27F) calls him a "walking red flag" and leaves him for a bloke who "only watches The Crown." Now his mom's siding with her because he spent the rent money on a life-sized cardboard cutout of a contestant who got pied on day three. Honestly, the only shocking part is that she didn't dump him sooner. The real love island drama is happening in their living room, and it's got better ratings than the actual show.