larry fitzgerald breaks his own retirement streak to file for trademark on 'Dad Strength for 20 Years'
ARIZONA — In a move that has the internet questioning if we ever really left 2010, legendary Cardinals wide receiver larry fitzgerald has filed a trademark application for the phrase 'Dad Strength for 20 Years.' The filing, submitted with the USPTO, is intended to cover everything from motivational speaking to dad jokes told on a golf course. Fans are now torn between nostalgia for his hands-of-glue playing days and the stark realization that he is now legally protecting the concept of being a middle-aged man who can still dunk on you in the driveway. Meme historians note this is peak irony: the same man who made 17,492 receiving yards look effortless is now the official gatekeeper of a joke your uncle tells at Thanksgiving. Experts predict the real drama will come when opposing defenses try to argue prior art in family court.