larry fitzgerald spotted catching a pass in a retirement home cafeteria, immediately signs five-year contract with the afterlife.
In a move that has left the NFL and the Great Beyond equally stunned, legendary wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald was seen making a one-handed grab of a dinner roll at a Phoenix retirement home. Witnesses say the 41-year-old, who has not officially retired but simply stopped showing up to practices ten years ago, then used his iconic body control to avoid knocking over a walker before calmly ignoring the cheers. "He just tipped his hat and said, 'I'm just keeping my options open for when the good Lord decides to double-cover me,'" reported a bewildered bingo caller. Fans are now demanding a full season of Larry vs. the Grim Reaper in a charity flag football game, with proceeds going to the "I Guess I'm Not Done Yet" foundation. The rest of the NFL has reportedly filed a formal complaint, citing that even in memes, nobody can ever get him to commit to a retirement plan.