BREAKING: Larry Fitzgerald Tells City Council that "Common Sense" Means Fixing the Bus Schedule Before Potholes, and I’m Smashing My Coffee Cup Over This
As if we needed more proof that common sense is dead in this town, I saw Larry Fitzgerald—yes, *that* Larry Fitzgerald, the local guy who’s always on a soapbox—actually stood up at the city council meeting last night and demanded they fix the bus route #9 timing before they patch a single crater on Main Street. "We have kids waiting in the dark for forty minutes," he says, "that’s just common sense." Oh, really? So my car’s suspension getting busted on that lunar crater isn’t common sense? It’s garbage like this that makes me want to move to a town with real priorities. He’s probably got a brand new truck anyway—what does he care about our flat tires? So tell me, why are we letting one guy with a mouthpiece dictate what’s "common sense" while the rest of us scrape bumpers on the daily? Absolute circus.