larry fitzgerald seen in Target buying 47 cans of soup — this is everything wrong with the world today
I can’t be the only one who’s absolutely fed up, right? So I’m at my local Target on a Tuesday, just trying to grab some paper towels and milk, and I glance over and see none other than larry fitzgerald walking down the soup aisle. Now, I know he’s a big deal football guy, but this isn’t about his fame. He had a cart absolutely overflowing with cans — counted at least 47 between his hand and the cart. Meanwhile, real families can barely afford one can of soup these days. This guy, who has more money than God, is hoarding it like there’s a soup shortage? Use some common sense, Larry. Let the regular folks get their groceries. Maybe he’s stocking a shelter, maybe he’s just bored — nobody knows because he didn’t say a word, just grunted at my kid. This is what we call common sense in the real world: if you’ve got a mansion, you don’t buy 47 cans of soup from a store where my neighbor is struggling to feed her kids. It’s time for some accountability. Nobody needs 47 cans of soup. Period.