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No cap, Larry Fitzgerald just pulled the ultimate plot twist. He ain't retired, he's dunking on AI rn.

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No cap, Larry Fitzgerald just pulled the ultimate plot twist. He ain't retired, he's dunking on AI rn.

The goat is using neuralink to catch footballs in the metaverse. My brain is scrambled. He's literally playing Madden in 4D and leveling up his own digital twin. This ain't a drill. He's teaching Skynet the route tree.

Fr, he's about to be the first player signed to a quantum team. The simulation is glitching and we're all just living in it. Let him cook.