Holy hell, a billionaire is suing his neighbor because their robot lawnmower keeps mowing a 5-inch strip of his Kentucky bluegrass. AITA for thinking this is peak boomer behavior?
Apparently, someone's Roomba-for-grass is having an existential crisis and has been constantly t-boning the property line for the last 3 weeks. Now the homeowner is demanding the neighbor install a concrete barrier, which is definitely going to look great with the HOA. TL;DR: Robot wars are boring, but watching two suburbanites lose their minds over 3 inches of turf is the juiciest drama since Larry Fitzgerald caught a slant route in 2008.