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Local Man Discovers Karmelo Anthony Wasn't Actually a Rapper, Just Really Committed to a Bit for 15 Years

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Local Man Discovers Karmelo Anthony Wasn't Actually a Rapper, Just Really Committed to a Bit for 15 Years

AITA for thinking the internet is a garbage fire? Some brave soul on Twitter/X just revealed that ‘Karmelo Anthony’—the artist behind that one song you half-remember from a 2012 car commercial—was never a real person. It was just a dude named Kyle from Ohio who faked his entire career for a sociology project. Apparently, he’s been live-tweeting the ‘exposure’ from his mom’s basement. TL;DR: Kyle tricked us all into thinking we had taste in music, and now I have to reassess my entire personality from high school. Peak 2025, honestly. 🔥🚨