**karmelo anthony’s latest beef: refuses to pass the aux cord at a family BBQ, AITA or GOAT?**
Wow, another day, another LinkedIn-level tragedy from the illustrious *karmelo anthony*. Apparently, this guy—our generation’s most famous for doing absolutely nothing—decided to play DJ at his cousin’s cookout, but only played his own SoundCloud mixtape from 2019. The family roasted him so hard he logged off. TL;DR: Man claims “vibes were immaculate” while everyone else was Googling how to disconnect Bluetooth. Peak main character energy.