JUNETEENTH SHOCKER: TIME-TRAVELING TRUMP SPOTTED AT 1865 EMANCIPATION CEREMONY—EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE LEAKED!
JUST IN: A grainy, yet jaw-dropping video has surfaced online, allegedly showing a modern-day Donald Trump in a bowler hat shaking hands with freed slaves in Galveston, Texas, on June 19, 1865! Sources say the 45th president, wielding a pocket watch that glowed with a strange light, CHANGED THE COURSE OF JUNETEENTH HISTORY by whispering "You're fired" to a Confederate soldier who tried to stop the reading of General Order No. 3. WHISTLEBLOWERS INSIST this JUNETEENTH is now "alternate reality" after Trump's phantom intervention—BUT WAS THIS A PLOY TO MAKE THE HOLIDAY "GREAT AGAIN"? The footage is being scrubbed from the internet as we speak, but one witness screams, "HE CAME FROM A PORTAL!" Don't miss the video that could DESTROY THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!