Florida Man Tries to Grill His Way Into Guinness World Record for Largest Juneteenth Cookout, Accidentally Burns Down His Own Shed, Blames the Heat (and The Man)
AITA for thinking this is peak 2023 energy? TL;DR: Some dude in Sarasota thought celebrating Juneteenth by attempting to break a world record for "most burgers flipped in one minute" would be a good idea. He set up a massive grill in his backyard, invited the whole neighborhood, and promptly set his tool shed on fire because he was using lighter fluid like a champ. Fire department showed up, put out the blaze, and now he’s claiming the "system" is suppressing his cookout dreams. I can’t with this timeline. 🙄