Obviously nobody who makes these calendars has ever worked a real job. I just saw the proposed June 2026 calendar and it’s an absolute joke. Another Monday start for the month? You know what that means—two full, brutal weeks of work before you even get a whiff of a long weekend. Who thought a Tuesday July 4th was a good idea? Common sense says you put the national holiday on a Monday so we can all have a three-day weekend and actually spend money at local barbecues instead of stuck in gridlock on a Tuesday. But no, the geniuses at the calendar factory decided June 2026 is going to start on a Monday, then drag us through 30 days of chaos with a random Monday Juneteenth, and a Thursday Father’s Day. My dad doesn’t want a Thursday celebration. We want a Sunday brunch. This is why the country is falling apart—because nobody applies a little common sense to the most basic planning tool we have. Wake up, people.