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WAIT, My 'June 2026 Calendar' App Just Showed 'National Scream Into Your Pillow Day' and Now HR Needs Me to Fill Out a Form—AITA for Crying in the Supply Closet?

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WAIT, My 'June 2026 Calendar' App Just Showed 'National Scream Into Your Pillow Day' and Now HR Needs Me to Fill Out a Form—AITA for Crying in the Supply Closet?

TL;DR downloaded a ‘june 2026 calendar’ app for my desk that apparently auto-fills with “truthful” holidays. It’s wall-to-wall: ‘Lost Sock Remembrance Day,’ ‘Reminder That You Still Haven't Called Your Mom Day,’ and my personal fav, ‘Bury Your Feelings at Work Day.’ My boss walked by, saw “National Quiet Quit Your Job Day” on June 16th, and now I have a mandatory meeting with HR. Like, sorry I wanted to know what day it was?! AITA for not vetting the metadata on a free calendar app?