Jenny Mollen Accidentally Invents New Parenting Style 'Punitive Self-Care,' Leaves Millennials Confused and Over-Googling
In a plot twist no one saw coming, author and actress Jenny Mollen has accidentally launched a new viral movement called "Punitive Self-Care," where she claims the only way to truly relax is to first complete a series of increasingly absurd, self-assigned chores while your children judge you in real-time on social media. Internet experts confirm this is the exact opposite of traditional self-care, prompting a global surge in therapy appointments and a sudden spike in sales of weighted blankets to drown out the irony.