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God of War Fans Are Unhinged After Discovering Laufey Was Just a Giant Name-Dropper

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God of War Fans Are Unhinged After Discovering Laufey Was Just a Giant Name-Dropper

The internet collectively lost its mind when "God of War Laufey" started trending, not because of any epic boss battle, but because lore nerds finally realized Kratos’s wife was the ultimate hype woman. In a franchise known for god-killing and beard drama, the irony that a character who never swung a single axe in the games is now dominating search engines is peak Norse comedy. Turns out, Laufey’s greatest power wasn't frost giants—it was being a silent protagonist’s offscreen manager. Fans are now demanding a prequel DLC where she just makes spreadsheets and judges Kratos’s tree-chopping form.