Local Muppet Calls For Police to Arrest Kratos for ‘Illegally Renaming’ God of War Laufey, Gets Shredded in the Comments
What’s next, are we gonna fine the Blades of Chaos for improper parking? Karen from up the road is losing her mind because the latest God of War DLC finally gives Laufey (Faye) some proper screen time, and she’s screeching about how it’s a threat to "common sense family values." Ma’am, it’s a video game about a demigod ripping apart draugr, not your HOA meeting. If you can’t handle a frost giantess having a Norse name, maybe stick to playing Candy Crush. The sheer entitlement of yelling about pixelated mythology while your recycling bin is overflowing is peak comedy.